Taking time for making time.
Ask me everything.
Ask me everything.
this logo is actually pretty fucking terrifying.
Danger.
Season 2 Premier: SPACE SLEEP
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The Selected Jerks emerge from a cryogenic slumber to drop science on fast food etiquette, Korean fashion, and whippin’ it out. BONUS: We enjoy and re-tell a story from friend of the show ivegotzooms.
Broken glass, picking it up after the breakdown, dropping the needle. Season two is upon us.
We’re on Twitter. We’re on the emails at jerks at selectedjerks dot com. We accept questions. Hit us (gently).
Here, put this in you. Then we can pull it out and put it back in me.
Just when I’d thrown my hands skyward, ready to lay down this burden and walk on into the horizon … the universe sends me the iPad wallpaper I’d been waiting for.
(Source: prolix21)
what kind of life am i living, that this could still be in my “to see” bookmarks folder so many months hence.
when all is said and done – when scores are tallied and the full measure of our lives are considered – i believe that friends are the only people to which we will be accountable.
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The theme from Buffy the Vampire Slayer
(thanks Lifeserial!)
When my wife and I watched this series, I would air-drum the verse sections at the beginning, then switch to bass for that sweet solo on the bridge, then back to the drums for the double-time switch. Every episode.
I do something similar for iCarly.
And I always open my mouth and sing the tonal moan at the beginning of HBO originals. Sometimes I can’t help but air-piano the beginning of Curb Your Enthusiasm right after, even if that’s not the show we’re watching, because it’s so burned in at this point it’s like the HBO moan is actually part of the song.
These kinds of rituals are an important part of television for me.
I aired the opening slide down the air fretboard and a little more staccato than was necessary on lead. Climax on an epic double-foot pound on the kick and then roll over and go to sleep.
It’s easier to get around Venice once you consider it as a marvelous ruin. Its continuous occupation has prevented the thin membrane of history and its gravity from collecting on its surfaces.
“Artist. Aaronofsky lives in a beautifully dark and cynical world. And I do not mean the condescending sense of cynicism where it is implied that one’s view is discordant with reality; his cynicism is accurate, justified, a perfectly dirty mirror held up so a sick world can see itself, for once.”
TheDukeOfDank
February 13th, 2011
he couldn’t be bothered to wake up for most of paris. my son, it seems, is more french than the sum of his parents.
