Danger.

Nov 14
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weselec:

milkglassmao:

fuckyeahthemonkees:

asideofstache:

fuckyeahthemonkees:

The photo on the right is from an advertisement for Go Go Light and Miss Breck hair spray based on the photo on the left. Ugh, the Sixties.


I can only imagine the awesome direction that went into the hairspray photo shoot. “No, female Mike, you have to really look like you HATE your life.”


I am annoyed with how half-assed their attempt at reproducing the poses seems to be, given that they didn’t even have an angry cat on their lap.

The question is, when @weselec and I painstakingly recreate this photo, will we be wearing pants or skirts?

weselec:

milkglassmao:

fuckyeahthemonkees:

asideofstache:

fuckyeahthemonkees:

The photo on the right is from an advertisement for Go Go Light and Miss Breck hair spray based on the photo on the left. Ugh, the Sixties.

I can only imagine the awesome direction that went into the hairspray photo shoot. “No, female Mike, you have to really look like you HATE your life.”

I am annoyed with how half-assed their attempt at reproducing the poses seems to be, given that they didn’t even have an angry cat on their lap.

The question is, when @weselec and I painstakingly recreate this photo, will we be wearing pants or skirts?

Oct 19
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I’m putting all my faith in this playlist.  On a Monday such as this, it must not fail.

I’m putting all my faith in this playlist.  On a Monday such as this, it must not fail.

Oct 05
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the man who issued this challenge doesn’t follow me and hence will have no idea this happened, but i like to think that wherever he is, the wind just nuzzled his ear a little bit and whispered, “suck it.” for me.

the man who issued this challenge doesn’t follow me and hence will have no idea this happened, but i like to think that wherever he is, the wind just nuzzled his ear a little bit and whispered, “suck it.” for me.

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weselec:

(via starehard)
Why is this idiot trying to catch that candy with his hand, when he has that cool bucket RIGHT THERE?
“Are you saying I can stop candy?”
“I’m saying that when time comes … you won’t have to.”

weselec:

(via starehard)

Why is this idiot trying to catch that candy with his hand, when he has that cool bucket RIGHT THERE?

“Are you saying I can stop candy?”

“I’m saying that when time comes … you won’t have to.”

Sep 19
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My notes from birthing class

Intervention (labor slows down), ask before they go ahead:
1) o2
2) changing positions
3) hydrating

Morphine
NO2
Fentanyl
Epidural
Pudendal block
Spinal anaesthesia - c-section
General

Special situations:

Continuous monitoring - if medication or Heart rate concerns

Internal monitor - 90 bpm or thereabouts.

Thick maconium (!), amniotomy - saline flush (?)

Pro-dromo labor, long early. When you finally go in they will offer morphine. Natural induction strategies include nipple stimulation, caster oil, walking, semen, orgasms, sweeping the  membranes, amniotomy perhaps with a ripening agent, prostaglandin gel, foley bulb catheter, pitosin

Ripening agents: misoprostil/cervadil

“ripen the cervix”

Vacuum extraction. Awesome diagram. Can bruise, redden, slight hematoma. Forceps. Bad news.

Cesarian section: umbilical prolapse, placental abruption, fetal malpresentation, non-reassuring fetal heart rate tracking, placental previa

When you go in, drink juice! This helps to present as active.

Sep 17
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Of course, these players are different — you’re still sacrificing a lot for that $15 subscription — and even though the Zune HD is a tremendous media player with a lot of great features, we still don’t think it competes 1:1 with a device like the touch. Still, it competes, and for Microsoft and the Zune brand, that’s a major leap forward
— from Zune-lickers over at Engadget, who are wholly impressed by the new Zune’s ability not to match competitors, but to approximate something close to maybe approaching competing.
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… Lest we underestimate their ability to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.  Each launch of a downloadable application shows you a TV-style advertisement.  Lawl.

Sep 16
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osakasteve:

rickwebb: adam:

Everyone remember this? I think we should bring it back for the health care debate.

I concur.

Third.

osakasteve:

rickwebbadam:

Everyone remember this? I think we should bring it back for the health care debate.

I concur.

Third.

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(via weselec)

Damn Player.  Heal Thyself.

(via weselec)

Damn Player.  Heal Thyself.

Sep 10
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trust your tender moments to youtube.

trust your tender moments to youtube.

Aug 26
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girlmonkey:


halfbakedidea:


It IS a recession.
via.




This is just another excuse you men use for group masturbation.




… Are we supposed to be using excuses?

girlmonkey:

halfbakedidea:

It IS a recession.

via.

This is just another excuse you men use for group masturbation.

… Are we supposed to be using excuses?
Aug 25
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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

not only is it off one of the best high-concept albums to come down the pipe in this half of the decade, but this song in particular shines as a carefully mapped abstraction of a great song into an unbelievably clever one.