January 2012
1 post
November 2011
2 posts
Season 2 Premier: SPACE SLEEP
selectedjerks:
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The Selected Jerks emerge from a cryogenic slumber to drop science on fast food etiquette, Korean fashion, and whippin’ it out. BONUS: We enjoy and re-tell a story from friend of the show ivegotzooms.
Broken glass, picking it up after the breakdown, dropping the needle. Season two is upon us.
We’re on Twitter. We’re on the emails at jerks at...
August 2011
1 post
June 2011
2 posts
May 2011
3 posts
April 2011
3 posts
March 2011
6 posts
February 2011
4 posts
Somebody call the UK.
And tell ‘em we’re movin into that ass. Settin up shop, planting our flag, expanding the franchise, absorbing the brand, filling the hole, upping the ante, bringing the noise, arching the loaf, biting the hand, implementing the visitor pattern, slaying the dragons …
Whatev.
We’re coming. Or going. Depending on which end of the awesome you got your mouth wrapped around.
January 2011
2 posts
In 1882, the task [of constructing a square with the same area as a given circle by using only a finite number of steps with compass and straightedge] was proven to be impossible, as a consequence of the Lindemann–Weierstrass theorem which proves that pi (π) is a transcendental, rather than an algebraic irrational number; that is, it is not the root of any polynomial with rational coefficients....
I care about all of you.
For yours is a generous Patrick.
Kind and thoughtful, forgiving and present.
But also
A furious Patrick.
Wrathful and jealous, with a touch like ice and the lick of hungry fire.
I mean … Belle and Sebastian? Come ON people.
But I forgive you, I guess. Because I care. About all of you.
December 2010
3 posts
“Believes in Jesus Christ and has accepted Him as my personal Savior. One...”
– that’s some cynical shit right there.
November 2010
3 posts
cinema minimal - fall ep
cinemaminimal:
welcome to fall.
finally, this ep is done.
download it here for free!
thank you.
special thanks to boilermaker for writing my favorite song in the whole world.
if you would like a cd with hand letterpressed artwork by aaron robert miller, they will be available at shows and/or by contacting me.
if there has ever been a time to reblog a post of mine, please reblog this...
October 2010
4 posts
4 tags
Orson Welles.
A Crumb Crisp Coating.
September 2010
9 posts
DON'T BE THAT GUY, PATRICKDANGER. NOT THAT GUY....
I can’t stop loving this phone any more than I could wake up tomorrow and be unattractive. Any more than I could offer an opinion and not be right. Any more than I could sit down to create something that wasn’t original.
What I’m saying, Kelly, is love me despite these things. Can’t you see I deserve it?
remember?
Remember when everyone thought Tony_D was a total shitbag? I do. Man, like it was my birthday. Living in that moment I felt like we had achieved a total and perfect understanding, synchronicity, I loved you.
Everyone should have a moment where snap-judgements are wholly vindicated. Because believe me, when you make unfounded decisions about people as often as I do you just don’t bank a...
black jersey.
I want to make love to all of you. On these sheets. And then we should probably get out of whoever’s apartment this is. No no – leave the sheets.
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the Wesleyan Electrician's Guild: I just started... →
I just started hanging out on this social network called “Ping”.
As we who are savvy in the ways of social networking have come to learn, there’s always a slang that grows from the forming of connections, or from updating one’s status or using various features the networks offer—we have tweeting,…
As usual, Shane has neglected the most obvious incongruence, the glaring inequity in his...
August 2010
11 posts
sokeri asked: omg hi! where the hell have you been? I think I missed you!
You ever go to wash up after doing your business...
weselec:
Well, maybe it’s just that I have more important things to think about than you do.
Get your hands on me you damn dirty ape.