July 2009
3 posts
Opening of an email I just sent
This is how I manage expections:
“I don’t know what’s up with all this Patrick-worship as of late, but I think it’s a tad over-the-top. I’m not saying that everything I do isn’t art, or that somehow my mere touch hasn’t miraculously healed the sick or even that I’m not capable of expertly weaving straw into fine, rich stands of pure gold. Because...
because we all need a little something to bring the nose up before we head into the storm front of Monday.
(via macalope)
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Hey, kids, if you’re strolling through the mall some time and you’re getting close to where the Apple Store is and you see a store that looks a lot like an Apple Store but reeks of brimstone and flop sweat, don’t be fooled!
It’s probably a Microsoft store. Don’t worry, that confusion is apparently only temporary.
The executive was emphatic that the stores wouldn’t imitate Apple...