We are chumps, but somehow the sum of our efforts transcends all that. For rilz, the app is choice and belongs in the hands of beautiful people like you.
CHSH people who need a place to stay may also consider this as a good way to find it cheap at the last minute.
I know someone who works there, and he’s a chump, so they’re probably all chumps, but he seems to think the app makes people happy, so check it out.
this logo is actually pretty fucking terrifying.
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The Selected Jerks emerge from a cryogenic slumber to drop science on fast food etiquette, Korean fashion, and whippin’ it out. BONUS: We enjoy and re-tell a story from friend of the show ivegotzooms.
Broken glass, picking it up after the breakdown, dropping the needle. Season two is upon us.
We’re on Twitter. We’re on the emails at jerks at selectedjerks dot com. We accept questions. Hit us (gently).
Here, put this in you. Then we can pull it out and put it back in me.
Just when I’d thrown my hands skyward, ready to lay down this burden and walk on into the horizon … the universe sends me the iPad wallpaper I’d been waiting for.
(Source: prolix21)
visited 29 states (58%) lindsay wins again.
what kind of life am i living, that this could still be in my “to see” bookmarks folder so many months hence.
Just you wait, babbies, I’m comin’ for ya. Each in your turn.
when all is said and done – when scores are tallied and the full measure of our lives are considered – i believe that friends are the only people to which we will be accountable.
“Girl Talk, huh? Eh, it’s alright.”
It’s easier to get around Venice once you consider it as a marvelous ruin. Its continuous occupation has prevented the thin membrane of history and its gravity from collecting on its surfaces.
Pretty much in Venice. So. You know.
“Artist. Aaronofsky lives in a beautifully dark and cynical world. And I do not mean the condescending sense of cynicism where it is implied that one’s view is discordant with reality; his cynicism is accurate, justified, a perfectly dirty mirror held up so a sick world can see itself, for once.”
TheDukeOfDank
February 13th, 2011
French cigarette packs congratulate you on being smart, funny and good looking.
Or something.