Danger.

Apr 13

Hotel Tonight -

We are chumps, but somehow the sum of our efforts transcends all that. For rilz, the app is choice and belongs in the hands of beautiful people like you.

shanecyr:

CHSH people who need a place to stay may also consider this as a good way to find it cheap at the last minute.

I know someone who works there, and he’s a chump, so they’re probably all chumps, but he seems to think the app makes people happy, so check it out.

Jan 31

this logo is actually pretty fucking terrifying.

this logo is actually pretty fucking terrifying.

Nov 15

Season 2 Premier: SPACE SLEEP

selectedjerks:

[ Direct Download ] [ iTunes ]

The Selected Jerks emerge from a cryogenic slumber to drop science on fast food etiquette, Korean fashion, and whippin’ it out. BONUS: We enjoy and re-tell a story from friend of the show ivegotzooms.

Broken glass, picking it up after the breakdown, dropping the needle. Season two is upon us.

We’re on Twitter. We’re on the emails at jerks at selectedjerks dot com. We accept questions. Hit us (gently).

Here, put this in you. Then we can pull it out and put it back in me.

Nov 13

Aug 01

Just when I’d thrown my hands skyward, ready to lay down this burden and walk on into the horizon … the universe sends me the iPad wallpaper I’d been waiting for.

Just when I’d thrown my hands skyward, ready to lay down this burden and walk on into the horizon … the universe sends me the iPad wallpaper I’d been waiting for.

(Source: prolix21)

Jun 21

visited 29 states (58%)
lindsay wins again.

visited 29 states (58%) lindsay wins again.

what kind of life am i living, that this could still be in my “to see” bookmarks folder so many months hence.

what kind of life am i living, that this could still be in my “to see” bookmarks folder so many months hence.

May 29

Just you wait, babbies, I’m comin’ for ya.  Each in your turn.

Just you wait, babbies, I’m comin’ for ya.  Each in your turn.

May 03

when all is said and done – when scores are tallied and the full measure of our lives are considered – i believe that friends are the only people to which we will be accountable.

when all is said and done – when scores are tallied and the full measure of our lives are considered – i believe that friends are the only people to which we will be accountable.

Apr 17

“Girl Talk, huh? Eh, it’s alright.”

“Girl Talk, huh? Eh, it’s alright.”

Apr 03

It’s easier to get around Venice once you consider it as a marvelous ruin. Its continuous occupation has prevented the thin membrane of history and its gravity from collecting on its surfaces.

It’s easier to get around Venice once you consider it as a marvelous ruin. Its continuous occupation has prevented the thin membrane of history and its gravity from collecting on its surfaces.

Apr 02

Pretty much in Venice. So. You know.

Pretty much in Venice. So. You know.

Mar 29

“Artist.  Aaronofsky lives in a beautifully dark and cynical world.  And I do not mean the condescending sense of cynicism where it is implied that one’s view is discordant with reality; his cynicism is accurate, justified, a perfectly dirty mirror held up so a sick world can see itself, for once.”
TheDukeOfDankFebruary 13th, 2011 

“Artist.  Aaronofsky lives in a beautifully dark and cynical world.  And I do not mean the condescending sense of cynicism where it is implied that one’s view is discordant with reality; his cynicism is accurate, justified, a perfectly dirty mirror held up so a sick world can see itself, for once.”

TheDukeOfDank
February 13th, 2011 

Mar 22

French cigarette packs congratulate you on being smart, funny and good looking.

Or something.

French cigarette packs congratulate you on being smart, funny and good looking.

Or something.