Danger.

I just started hanging out on this social network called “Ping”.

As we who are savvy in the ways of social networking have come to learn, there’s always a slang that grows from the forming of connections, or from updating one’s status or using various features the networks offer—we have tweeting,…

As usual, Shane has neglected the most obvious incongruence, the glaring inequity in his farce of parallels.  

While buttfucking is clearly a weak bond, pinging is a strong investment involving trust.  You can buttfuck buttfuck buttfuck all day long every day everywhere you go, but people are naturally conservative about pinging.

And though we have an almost innate understanding of how to unbuttfuck someone (such that no one has never required explanation to know how to accomplish it), how exactly would you … unping?

So be careful.  Buttfuck me all you want, but don’t ping me unless you’re ready to bring a base level of commitment to the table.