and how can this be considered anything but a monumental failure of imagination? i should be able to donkey punch this uncharasmatic fuck, air-drop him onto an island with a hot plate, one red onion and a dull hatchet and expect something amazing. maybe then he’d deserve half the fame we lavish on him for little more than admonishing the unhealthy lifestyle of the average middle-american out one side of his mouth while stuffing the other half full of pork fat and awful smelling cheese. so cheers, fuckface. every day of indulgence, full of the decadence you simply can’t imagine living without, is one you’ll be able to savor when your arteries choke off. let’s hope your coronary finds you stuffed and happy. worthless.zoee:
“To me, life without veal stock, pork fat, sausage, organ meat, demi-glace, or even stinky cheese is a life not worth living.” - Anthony BourdainCelebrities get away with saying the dumbest shit.
