Danger. — You ever go to wash up after doing your business in the bathroom at work, and sort of start thinking about something, and then totally space out, ultimately snapping awake to realize that you've been washing your hands for like six to eight minutes while multiple other people have been entering and exiting the bathroom and probably wondering what the hell you got all over your hands?

You ever go to wash up after doing your business in the bathroom at work, and sort of start thinking about something, and then totally space out, ultimately snapping awake to realize that you’ve been washing your hands for like six to eight minutes while multiple other people have been entering and exiting the bathroom and probably wondering what the hell you got all over your hands?

Well, maybe it’s just that I have more important things to think about than you do.

Get your hands on me you damn dirty ape.