Danger.

for the who-remembers-how-many-eth time, i say goodbye to you friend. and the horrible, horrible,...

Sun, 05 May 2013 13:45:00 -0400

for the who-remembers-how-many-eth time, i say goodbye to you friend. and the horrible, horrible, wonderful times. my biggest problem with quitting is always how much I just simply love to do it. i tell you what i love more, tho: breathing. for. rilz.

i’m sure i’ll think of you, and I know eventually you’ll find me in my dreams.

sometimes you gotta reach down deep and find courage you...

Mon, 04 Feb 2013 11:50:43 -0500

sometimes you gotta reach down deep and find courage you didn’t know you had. 24 hours of laboring, 4 hours of pushing and a little knife-work later, Dashel was among us.

My wife was there for all of it, she was my rock.

I did it guys. I did it.

this is the view from the UCSF labor and delivery room. spent a...

Mon, 04 Feb 2013 01:01:00 -0500

this is the view from the UCSF labor and delivery room. spent a few weeks in one of these rooms a few days ago.

who has it better than us?

It’s already Christmas at IKEA. Gorge, my beauties.

Wed, 17 Oct 2012 21:35:18 -0400

It’s already Christmas at IKEA. Gorge, my beauties.

natefernald: NEW BIEBER ALBUM JUST DROPPED,...

Tue, 25 Sep 2012 22:20:53 -0400

natefernald:

NEW BIEBER ALBUM JUST DROPPED, YA’LL!!!

It’s as though I haven’t laughed for years.

this project is gorgeous.

Fri, 06 Jul 2012 23:26:00 -0400

this project is gorgeous.

Hotel Tonight

Fri, 13 Apr 2012 11:56:56 -0400

Hotel Tonight:

We are chumps, but somehow the sum of our efforts transcends all that. For rilz, the app is choice and belongs in the hands of beautiful people like you.

shanecyr:

CHSH people who need a place to stay may also consider this as a good way to find it cheap at the last minute.

I know someone who works there, and he’s a chump, so they’re probably all chumps, but he seems to think the app makes people happy, so check it out.

this logo is actually pretty fucking terrifying.

Tue, 31 Jan 2012 00:33:36 -0500

this logo is actually pretty fucking terrifying.

Season 2 Premier: SPACE SLEEP

Tue, 15 Nov 2011 17:01:32 -0500

selectedjerks:

[ Direct Download ] [ iTunes ]

The Selected Jerks emerge from a cryogenic slumber to drop science on fast food etiquette, Korean fashion, and whippin’ it out. BONUS: We enjoy and re-tell a story from friend of the show ivegotzooms.

Broken glass, picking it up after the breakdown, dropping the needle. Season two is upon us.

We’re on Twitter. We’re on the emails at jerks at selectedjerks dot com. We accept questions. Hit us (gently).

Here, put this in you. Then we can pull it out and put it back in me.

Photo

Sun, 13 Nov 2011 11:14:08 -0500

Just when I’d thrown my hands skyward, ready to lay down...

Mon, 01 Aug 2011 00:44:10 -0400

Just when I’d thrown my hands skyward, ready to lay down this burden and walk on into the horizon … the universe sends me the iPad wallpaper I’d been waiting for.

visited 29 states (58%) lindsay wins again.

Tue, 21 Jun 2011 18:21:00 -0400

visited 29 states (58%) lindsay wins again.

what kind of life am i living, that this could still be in my...

Tue, 21 Jun 2011 17:31:22 -0400

what kind of life am i living, that this could still be in my “to see” bookmarks folder so many months hence.

Just you wait, babbies, I’m comin’ for ya. Each in...

Sun, 29 May 2011 21:40:34 -0400

Just you wait, babbies, I’m comin’ for ya. Each in your turn.

when all is said and done – when scores are tallied and the full...

Tue, 03 May 2011 20:20:15 -0400

when all is said and done – when scores are tallied and the full measure of our lives are considered – i believe that friends are the only people to which we will be accountable.

weselec: swamibooba: The theme from Buffy the Vampire...

Tue, 03 May 2011 00:47:24 -0400

weselec:

swamibooba:

The theme from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

(thanks Lifeserial!)

When my wife and I watched this series, I would air-drum the verse sections at the beginning, then switch to bass for that sweet solo on the bridge, then back to the drums for the double-time switch. Every episode.

I do something similar for iCarly.

And I always open my mouth and sing the tonal moan at the beginning of HBO originals. Sometimes I can’t help but air-piano the beginning of Curb Your Enthusiasm right after, even if that’s not the show we’re watching, because it’s so burned in at this point it’s like the HBO moan is actually part of the song.

These kinds of rituals are an important part of television for me.

I aired the opening slide down the air fretboard and a little more staccato than was necessary on lead. Climax on an epic double-foot pound on the kick and then roll over and go to sleep.

“Girl Talk, huh? Eh, it’s alright.”

Sun, 17 Apr 2011 17:00:31 -0400

“Girl Talk, huh? Eh, it’s alright.”

It’s easier to get around Venice once you consider it as a...

Sun, 03 Apr 2011 07:26:40 -0400

It’s easier to get around Venice once you consider it as a marvelous ruin. Its continuous occupation has prevented the thin membrane of history and its gravity from collecting on its surfaces.

Pretty much in Venice. So. You know.

Sat, 02 Apr 2011 14:57:11 -0400

Pretty much in Venice. So. You know.

“Artist. Aaronofsky lives in a beautifully dark and...

Tue, 29 Mar 2011 14:00:10 -0400

“Artist. Aaronofsky lives in a beautifully dark and cynical world. And I do not mean the condescending sense of cynicism where it is implied that one’s view is discordant with reality; his cynicism is accurate, justified, a perfectly dirty mirror held up so a sick world can see itself, for once.”

TheDukeOfDank
February 13th, 2011